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Superpower vs. fake vodka

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

A Polish candidate in the EP elections, Bogusław Sonik, decided to follow Mr. Obama’s and Mr. Sarkozy’s example by going on-line during his campaign. Surprise, surprise: Mr. Sonik posted some clips on the video-sharing website… YouTube (ever heard of it…?).

Sure, the use of YouTube, Facebook, MySpace, etc. is becoming common practice when it comes to conducting political campaigns. However, we can’t deny that candidates’ YouTube clips are always unique (even if they’re boring…).

What you are about to see, dear readers, is an example of a pioneering super-hero-based EP campaign. Get some popcorn and set your eyes on Supersonic Crystalman, your powerful voice in Europe!

Supersonic Crystalman seems to be against pollution, fake vodka and EU-related ignorance. We have to confess in all sincerity that we actually share all these concerns with Mr. Sonic Sonik. Too bad we won’t be able to cast our ballots for this candidate in the June elections. Nevertheless, he’ll remain our favourite super-EP candidate.

Of course, we’ll scrutinize the Brussels sky if he makes it into the EP.

PS: Here’s one of Mr. Sonik’s favourite clips (also worth watching):

Brussel, ma belle!

Monday, March 16th, 2009

A tourist talking to a local in Brussels:

- Little boy, does it always rain in your country?

- I don’t know, sir, I’m only eleven.

This joke tells a lot about the weather in Belgium. Perhaps it doesn’t rain that much in this country, but the weather here is often gray, cloudy, gloomy, sunless. Yes, we often have BAD weather in Brussels, dude. Foolish Europhiles that we are, we’re waiting for a directive that would change this. No decisions or recommendations, please, these are for pussies. We want a weather directive fixing once and for all the good weather in Belgium (or at least in Brussels!). A regulation would actually also do it.

It reminds me of a news item I’d read about two years ago. It was about an announcement in the Polish parliament. The thing was read to the Polish MP’s and stated that parliamentarians were welcome to attend a special Mass where they would pray for rain (in was a period of drought in Poland).

I don’t know if the attendance was high and whether the initiative was bore any fruit but we definitely should use this method in Brussels.  Let’s send a solemn letter to the European Parliament, the Commission and all the other Brussels-based EU institution asking their workers to make a break, gather for an hour on the Place Robert Schuman and join their spiritual forces in an effort to bring some sun to our beloved city. (No doubt Barroso and Fischer Boel will be the best candidates to preside the shamanic rituals.) The EC complains that people don’t realise how Europe influences their daily life. Just get us some sun and you’ll see Eurobarometer indicators skyrocketing!

Here’s the clip with the communiqué about the Mass for rain:

Warsaw not Nice to Lisbon…

Friday, December 19th, 2008

Poland is one of the few countries which still haven’t ratified the Treaty of Lisbon. The document was ratified by the Polish parliament earlier this year. However, Poland’s president, Lech Kaczynski, refused to do so after the European treaty was rejected by the Irish in the referendum. The official argument goes that the ratification of the Treaty of Lisbon would be pointless now since all the countries must accept the document before its entering into force. Thus, Lech Kaczynski will wait for the Irish before setting his seal to European treaty…

For some, Kaczynski’s decision might look like a praiseworthy sign of solidarity with Ireland. However, the president’s entourage didn’t hide that the present legal framework provided by the Treaty of Nice is more favorable to Poland than what the Lisbon Treaty would offer. This is also what a prominent member of the president’s party (PIS) explicitly said in an interview earlier this week.

Can we reproach Kaczynski to defend the “Polish national interest”? At the end, every state does so. It’s certainly the case but there are various ways of protecting one’s nation’s interest. Sooner or later a new treaty (foreseeing the same “balance of power”!) will enter into force. It’s in Poland’s very interest to ratify the treaty. This is simply because those who participate fully in the making of the EU have a greater say in the European politics. If a country puts itself in a margin, it will have less influence on the shaping of the European policies.

In addition, European solidarity (so much sought for by the Polish leaders) is not a one-way process. If the Polish president expects the EU to be solidary with Poland (when it comes to the relations with Russia and energy policy), he should also show that his country belongs to the EU by ratifying a treaty a near totality of other member states already approved. The present strategy only worsens Poland’s image and is not likely to bear any fruit – neither on the European nor the national level.