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Superpower vs. fake vodka

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

A Polish candidate in the EP elections, Bogusław Sonik, decided to follow Mr. Obama’s and Mr. Sarkozy’s example by going on-line during his campaign. Surprise, surprise: Mr. Sonik posted some clips on the video-sharing website… YouTube (ever heard of it…?).

Sure, the use of YouTube, Facebook, MySpace, etc. is becoming common practice when it comes to conducting political campaigns. However, we can’t deny that candidates’ YouTube clips are always unique (even if they’re boring…).

What you are about to see, dear readers, is an example of a pioneering super-hero-based EP campaign. Get some popcorn and set your eyes on Supersonic Crystalman, your powerful voice in Europe!

Supersonic Crystalman seems to be against pollution, fake vodka and EU-related ignorance. We have to confess in all sincerity that we actually share all these concerns with Mr. Sonic Sonik. Too bad we won’t be able to cast our ballots for this candidate in the June elections. Nevertheless, he’ll remain our favourite super-EP candidate.

Of course, we’ll scrutinize the Brussels sky if he makes it into the EP.

PS: Here’s one of Mr. Sonik’s favourite clips (also worth watching):

Don’t vote or…

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

Don’t vote!

If you vote, others won’t be able to chose for you
You’re a nice person, you trust people and people certainly know what’s good for you. Just let them pick some decent politicians… You’ll feel good.
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If you vote, it will look as if you feel responsible for what’s going on in Europe. You certainly don’t want to feel responsible, do you? Nooooooooooooo, get me the remote control!!
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If you vote, the EU parliament will have more legitimacy. More what? Legitimacy, it means that the EP can make laws because people want them to make laws…

But it’s always easier to say they are crap because they were elected by 30% of the people. Too bad for them, buhahahahahahaha!
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So stay at home, watch a movie, be happy… or keep complaining.

The pic we used has the fancy name
“The European institutions: the European Parliament – the voice of the people”

It belongs to the EC and can be downloaded from here:
http://ec.europa.eu/avservices/download/photo_download_en.cfm?id=14030&type=4

Brussels Economic Forum / May 14 & 15

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

Title: Beyond the crisis, a changing economic landscape.

Where: The Charlemagne Conference Centre, 170 Rue de la Loi, 1040 Brussels.

When: 14th and 15th of May.

Speakers: Joaquín Almunia, Ignazio Angeloni, Marco Annunziata, Tony Atkinson, Pervenche Berès, Henri Bogaert, Anders Borg, Marco Buti, Carlo Cottarelli, Jacques de Larosière, Martine Durand, Jørgen Elmeskov, Már Gudmundsson, Robert Holzmann, Alexander Italianer, Christian Kastrop, Gert-Jan Koopman, Reza Moghadam, Mario Monti, Klaus Regling, Aladdin D. Rillo, André Sapir, Garry J. Schinasi, Dick Sluimers, Vladimír Špidla, Andres Sutt, Fernando Teixeira dos Santos, José Viñals.

Registration and Programme: http://ec.europa.eu/economy_finance/bef2009/index.html

Moving street target

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

There are various reasons why we decided to have a blog on Europe, sorry… on the EU. We thought that writing a blog must be a cool thing. And it’s cool indeed! “Writing to the world” corresponds more or less to our paternalistic aspirations. In fact, teaching ignorant people how the EU works makes us feel intelligent.

Nah, we actually don’t know how it works: nobody does! But we felt we could share a few clever thoughts with you. In fact, we know some stuff ‘cause, at the end, we’re studying in the capital of Europe and it happens that some Euro-technocrats give us courses. Yes, they do give us courses! As if they were not getting enough shekels, man! Perhaps, they need to teach stuff in order to feel useful. Just kidding, my dearest professors. I appreciate your hmmm… hard work.

More seriously, our idea was to make “uninterested people from the street” the blog’s  main target group. You know, Europe is fascinating but – sorry but I love this useful expression – people from the street (ALL THESE POOR PEOPLE WALKING PURPOSELESS IN THE STREETS OF THEIR CITIES, TOWNS AND VILLAGES) just don’t know how enthralling Europe is. They simply don’t know. As Jean-Claude Van Damme, Belgium’s most famous philosopher, would say: ils savent pas, les pauvres, they are not aware. Ignorance irritates us.

And we were sure that the under-informed Mr. Smith and Mme Dupont from the street would be delighted if they had a chance to read our blog. Instead of using their soles walking aimlessly from one corner of their street to the other, Mr. & Mme should get a seat, grab a MacBook and learn how Europe works. Yes, we were hoping they would finally leave their avenues, boulevards and cul-de-sac, go home, type www.nicetomeeteu.com and let the EU imbue their mind.

There are actually so many people in the streets who don’t know how diverting and interesting Europe is. As you can see, our target group is quite large. Here’s where our main problem pops up: the marketing issue. We actually can’t really reach the guy in the street. The only way people find our blog is through Google (via tags) or YouTube. The rest is family, friends, friends’ friends, friends’ friends’ friends, etc… Believe us or not, but we have good stats. A relatively high number of internet users visit our site daily but we kind of know these are no “people from the street”. I suppose they are EU lovers. Yep, we’re mostly getting EU sweethearts here! Why is it so?

Like all political parties, EUTube and even Barack Obama, nicetomeeteu.com is confronted with the same notable communication problem: the principle of selective exposure. It means that people will always tend to go to websites that contain information they’re already familiar with. You’ll avoid visiting sites that will say something that doesn’t really correspond to your expectations, opinions or knowledge. That’s why a Europhobe with some self-esteem won’t bother watching YouTube clips explaining EU policies. He simply knows this is “EU propaganda”. At the same time, an eager “defender of the EU” will find it difficult to devote a couple of minutes to listen to someone complaining about the “undemocratic character of the EU”.

So what about us? We can’t do anything about the fact that people are very limited in the choice of their information sources. This is why I’ll suggest to my co-editors either to stop being too idealistic and merely concentrate on the “EU-veterans” or to start a street campaign for our blog. In fact, if people are not eager to spot a new information source, the source should spot them. The campaign could involve a BBQ and an ukulele concert on the Schuman round-about (which is in the middle of the European district), coupled with a distribution of free water and flyers containing the internet address of the blog. Sounds compelling.

And how about making a nice YouTube vid of the street campaign involving our readers? If you live nearby Brussels, send us an e-mail to contact@nicetomeeteu.com with your name, age, phone number and a short motivation letter stating why you would like to take part in the pioneering marketing campaign in the streets of Brussels. You’re also encouraged to attach a picture to the e-mail. It’s not that we won’t take you if you’re ugly. You might simply do another job, not involving your face being visible in the clip. The applications will go through a harsh selection procedure consisting in the members of the panel (blog editors) randomly choosing the most suitable solicitations. Financial contributions are also very welcome.

We’ll keep you posted. For the time being, enjoy our blog and feel free to share your thoughts with us.

[The above pic belongs to the EC and can be downloaded for free from here: http://ec.europa.eu/avservices/photo/photo_thematic_en.cfm?id=012491]

Brussel, ma belle!

Monday, March 16th, 2009

A tourist talking to a local in Brussels:

- Little boy, does it always rain in your country?

- I don’t know, sir, I’m only eleven.

This joke tells a lot about the weather in Belgium. Perhaps it doesn’t rain that much in this country, but the weather here is often gray, cloudy, gloomy, sunless. Yes, we often have BAD weather in Brussels, dude. Foolish Europhiles that we are, we’re waiting for a directive that would change this. No decisions or recommendations, please, these are for pussies. We want a weather directive fixing once and for all the good weather in Belgium (or at least in Brussels!). A regulation would actually also do it.

It reminds me of a news item I’d read about two years ago. It was about an announcement in the Polish parliament. The thing was read to the Polish MP’s and stated that parliamentarians were welcome to attend a special Mass where they would pray for rain (in was a period of drought in Poland).

I don’t know if the attendance was high and whether the initiative was bore any fruit but we definitely should use this method in Brussels.  Let’s send a solemn letter to the European Parliament, the Commission and all the other Brussels-based EU institution asking their workers to make a break, gather for an hour on the Place Robert Schuman and join their spiritual forces in an effort to bring some sun to our beloved city. (No doubt Barroso and Fischer Boel will be the best candidates to preside the shamanic rituals.) The EC complains that people don’t realise how Europe influences their daily life. Just get us some sun and you’ll see Eurobarometer indicators skyrocketing!

Here’s the clip with the communiqué about the Mass for rain:

Are EU kiddin’ me?

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

You are one of our first readers. Congrats! Nice to meet eu…! We don’t know how you got to read this post but, by doing so, you’ve definitely made one of the best decisions of the day.

This is indeed a “blog on Europe”. Let’s make it clear however: this is not “just” another blog on Europe. To be frank, we found a gap on the market. Can you show us motivated and brave youngsters who write a really nice blog on Europe? You found some? Ok, but do they live in Brussels, come from 4 different countries and have ever been to Liège? Got ya!

Why the heck would students spend their time writing about Europe? Because we think we need credits for our MA can tell you interesting stuff about Europe. We’re also eager to hear your very own opinion on the EU. Btw: there’s no political conviction behind this blog. There are 5 of us and just as many views on Europe in the team. We intend to come up with original, appealing and personal (!) observations about the European integration. Nice, huh!

Don’t be shy. Scroll down the page and let us know how much you (don’t) like our initiative. We’ll be delighted to reply.

Now go and spread the word (and don’t forget to subscribe to our RSS feeds)!

We can’t miss that one: see eu soon!

Elodie, Etienne, Sébastien, Jens & Sebastian